Elijah Friedeman, the Millennial Perspective

On their blog, the Heritage Foundation has compiled a wonderful resource, 100 things that are blamed on global warming.

In this age of entitlement and lack of responsibility, we love to blame outside forces for any problems we have. Apparently, global warming fits perfectly into this not-my-fault world we live in.

I'm not going to post the whole list here, but here are some of the highlights.

31. Severe acne 

36. Flesh-eating disease 

45. Bigger tuna fish

53. Penguin chicks frozen by global warming

58. All societal collapses since the beginning of time

59. Bigger spiders

62. Collapse of gingerbread houses in Sweden

66. Worldwide wars

67. Insomnia of children worried about global warming

71. Drowning of four polar bears

72. UFO sightings in the UK

79. Rise in insurance premiums

82. Increase in crime

87. Caterpillars devouring 45 towns in Liberia

94. Heroin addiction

And oh so many more.

So if you encounter a problem today, just rest in the calm assurance that you're not to blame. It's global warming's fault.